here's the part that i would say. >> all about steve. he always does this. >> there's an ainner torment aaspect to this, too. you say 50% don't gossip here. do i talk about people behind their backs sometimes? sure. do i hear something skur lus about something and mentioned it to others. >> what have you heard about s.e.? she's not here. >> the catholic in me hates me for that. i feel so guilty for doing that. i feel so terrible. it's it's a terrible, horrible thing and i will spend time in hell for it. it doesn't -- >> toure makes up for you. >> it's a good thing for -- >> i'm going to listen to god over the daily mail. >> don't worry about it, steve. toure has it covered. he takes up 90% of the gossip. >> been here 10 minutes and you make fun of me? >> this is what i tell st. peter. >> toure told me it's okay. >> all right. glad we solved that. up next fascinating "new york times" magazine story about the island where people forget to die. you'll want to hear about this one to be sure. wasn't my daughter's black bean soup spectacular?